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Renaming Vallenzeri: What Would You Do?

 

When Bob Baffert purchased Vallenzeri at the Keeneland sale of 2-year-olds in training April 6, the trainer said the colt's new owner, Kaleem Shah, probably would rename the chestnut juvenile.  Baffert and Shah probably don't need any help with this little project, but it'll be fun trying to come up with suggestions for a new name for the $1.9-million juvenile that was bought back for $7.7 million as a yearling, setting a world Thoroughbred auction record.

 

While sitting here in the Keeneland press box on Blue Grass Stakes Day, here are some suggestions just off the top of my head: Finally Sold, Sold Finally, Paulson's Legacy, Allen's Legacy, Big RNA, Rna'd, Big Buy-Back, New Home, Set Me Free, John's Headache, Buy Buy Buy, Bye Bye Bye, Try Try Again, Final Bid, Finally Final Bid, Shah of I Ran, Baffert's Baby, Indypendent, Mr. Indypendent, Sell Me Please. OK, OK, I know they're not very funny and some may already be taken.

 

Here's some suggestions from Alicia Wincze of the Lexington Herald-Leader: Thank God, ThankGoditsover, Momslilbuyback, Eddiecamethrough, Geoffreysheadache, Red Haired Boy.

 

Now here's your chance to be clever or you can be serious and pay tribute the Vallenzeri's royal breeding or the accomplishment of Allen Paulson, whose living trust bred the colt. And you can also choose a name that has nothing to do with Vallenzeri's past or his pedigree. Fire away! And if the meaning of the name isn't obvious, please explain it. You can even make a case for keeping the colt's name.

 

Oh, congratulations to Mr. Sidney, the $3.9-million yearling who finally realized his potential in the April 10 Maker's Mark at Keeneland. It gives hope to big auction spenders everywhere.

83 Comments:

I really like the name he already has. I don't understand why anyone would want to change it. However it's always fun to throw out a couple...Allenzeri, Icost toomuch, Indzeri.

redskip 11 Apr 2009 2:31 PM

Geoffreysheadache made me laugh out loud at my desk, causing my boss to look at me funny. It's perfect.  

Florida Thoroughbred 11 Apr 2009 2:42 PM

Why would you ever want to rename a horse with such a nice name.  It indicates pedigree and has a nice sound to it. It's a classy name.

RachelSatterfield 11 Apr 2009 2:50 PM

It's bad luck to change a horses name... If they want to give him a nickname, that's fine, but bad things do happen when you change it!

And yes, I know from first hand experiences from people that did not listen.

RickS 11 Apr 2009 3:16 PM

Azeri'slittleIndy,

TwoChampions'Baby

Pamela Kafton 11 Apr 2009 3:26 PM

I actually like his name. Vallenzeri pays tribute to his mother, to Allen Paulson, and to his birth date, which is Valentine's Day. Why change it?

Justine 11 Apr 2009 3:30 PM

Economic Meltdown

Leslie Bean 11 Apr 2009 4:01 PM

ThankgodIaintMagna

Leslie Bean 11 Apr 2009 4:02 PM

I too like Vallenzeri.  Good tribute to his mum.  Kinda cold of the new owner to change it, this being her first foal.  Also in poor taste of this column to make fun of a family's financial loss/turmoil.

Churchill Downs 11 Apr 2009 4:06 PM

I do like the name, if I could renname him humorously I would name him "Redheaded Step Child".

FastLady 11 Apr 2009 4:19 PM

They better think LONG & HARD before they change his name!!!! It is known throughout the racing industry, that it is BAD luck to change a horses name, once its been registered with the Jockey Club

D.Rose 11 Apr 2009 4:28 PM

I so agree why change the name its bad luck. they're going to doom the colt before he starts.

rowner 11 Apr 2009 5:11 PM

I think he has an awesome name to start, but props to redskip too with Indzeri!  My submission would be Star Crossed.

Jeff 11 Apr 2009 5:16 PM

I like Vallenzeri.  As a racehorse's name goes it's quick, catchy and harkens back to his breeding and also a tribute to Allen Paulson.

Whatever people think about the situation with Michael, Allen Paulson did a lot for the race horse industry and it seems petty and small to change the horse's name at this point.

Also, I agree, it's bad luck to change a horse's name and in this game you can use all the good luck you can get.

L 11 Apr 2009 5:33 PM

If the name has to be changed why don't they honor our soldiers and name him "Army Strong"?  Of course we don't know if he would live up to that name yet.

Hawkeye 11 Apr 2009 5:43 PM

I'll take the humorous approach.

I know you can’t use punctuation marks, but for visual effect purposes only: Shahzam!

Or maybe:

Secondtimesabargain

Azeri's Green Monkey

Baffert's Big Buy

Markdown

Depreciate This

Dontsellmeagain

Valerie 11 Apr 2009 5:54 PM

I think they should keep the name. There's no use in trying to fix something that's not broken.

casmido 11 Apr 2009 5:54 PM

A.P. zeri

thomas 11 Apr 2009 6:10 PM

I like the name Vallenzeri and wouldn't change it if the horse was mine. But I also like:

Indizeri

Allenzindy

Indy Paul

Slewazeri

Azure Indy

Indy Son

For Big Red 11 Apr 2009 6:21 PM

The name isn't available but an awesome name would be JADED.

His broodmare sire is Jade Hunter and of course the sales shenanigans surrounding him left some people jaded.

HailToReason 11 Apr 2009 6:28 PM

He is named and has a positive image and visibility as Vallenzeri. Unless the new owner wants to hide him, or bring the wrath of the Horse Gods down on his head... leave him as named.

newsline2 11 Apr 2009 6:52 PM

I like the name that the colt already has too. As to those who are making fun of his not selling, it's not the horse's fault that Michael Paulson is like he is. His name pays homage to his wonderful dam Azeri. Leave well enough alone and quit making fun of this horse.

Smarie 11 Apr 2009 7:05 PM

Leave this poor horse alone, it's not his fault he did not get his reserve the first time out, well it is done by man and not horse and who knows he could be a winner because of his mom and dad. His name is his name and there is no reason whatsoever to change it might perfpex the racing gods if they do.

lobieb 11 Apr 2009 7:43 PM

How about

STIMULUS

Buckley 11 Apr 2009 7:48 PM

I like Vallenzeri, too (especially after Justine explained it), but I think it's silly to avoid changing a name because it's "bad luck."  It worked out just fine for the horse originally named Get Along.

Nicole 11 Apr 2009 7:52 PM

buyer's remorse?

try try again?

I'm not a lemon?

Skyfire 11 Apr 2009 8:19 PM

I wouldn't change his name either. If anything, maybe take out one "L" to drop the Allen Paulson connotation, and that would leave it as Valenzeri.

Karen in Texas 11 Apr 2009 8:23 PM

A new name is NOT a good thing. His name is awesome and nothing good can come of a it. But if they insist just call him Prince Vallenzeri. Is that too many letters?

gammyp6 11 Apr 2009 8:27 PM

He'll always be Vallenzeri.

nina 11 Apr 2009 8:27 PM

As far as bad luck in changing names, I don't buy that. There are countless horses who never had their names changed and never won a dime on the racetrack, much less even started at the racetrack.Besides horses can't read their registration papers anyway!

I would like to see the colt renamed "Toxic Asset".

flyingm 11 Apr 2009 8:32 PM

Keep the name Vallenzeri. It is catchy even without the special meaning. Plus, no one can forget the horse now!

MRO 11 Apr 2009 9:18 PM

"A.P. ZERI"

Anthony 11 Apr 2009 9:19 PM

I think Vallenzeri is a fabulous name and it should not be changed.  That was just Baffert talking anyway.  It doesn't mean the new owner will actually change his name.  

carol b 11 Apr 2009 9:20 PM

A.P.'s Azeri

The  "A.P." for  Alan Paulson  and isn't the colt by A.P.Indy?

Bob 11 Apr 2009 10:06 PM

Shouldatookseptbid

Family Trivia

The name is fine but it's the owners choice and to be honest I feel that people selling a yearling should not name it, if the owners paying he/she should be naming.  Dubai Millenium was renamed.

John Wells 11 Apr 2009 10:54 PM

I would rename him Sawbuck in respect of all the American people who have lost their jobs recently

and even 10 dollars would mean so much.

John T 11 Apr 2009 11:12 PM

I love his name but in the interest of the game my selections would be:

   Short of cash

   cashed out

   buyhighselllow (say it fast)

Dona 11 Apr 2009 11:23 PM

sevenupscam

greg 11 Apr 2009 11:36 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD BAD BAD MOVE!!!! Like everyone has said its bad luck and it is a catchy name.. I love his name.. dont change it..

Daniel Lewis 12 Apr 2009 12:01 AM

Sorry to disagree but there aren't any "Horse Gods" who are going to get you if you change the name,  My money, my horse, my name.  Get over it.

Jackman 12 Apr 2009 12:13 AM

needs a good outlook

distant vision 12 Apr 2009 1:54 AM

I was always told that it was bad luck to change a horse's name.

Years ago, there was a good stakes winner named A Letter To Harry.  His owners had sent the name choice, "A Letter To Hurry" but there was a typographical error or something and the name came back "A Letter to Harry," and the owners decided to leave it that way.  

Saxtonhill 12 Apr 2009 7:54 AM

MISSEDOPPORTUNITY

FROMALLY PRICELESS

NOT ENOUGH

BLUNDER

MARKET MISREAD

BRAIN DEAD

Coldfacts 12 Apr 2009 8:09 AM

PREVIOUSLY PRICELESS

Coldfacts 12 Apr 2009 8:09 AM

I really like his name already.Please dont change it.

Cary 12 Apr 2009 8:49 AM

The Red Monkey

Kevin 12 Apr 2009 9:23 AM

I would not change the name, they knew the situation when they purchased the horse. If I was going to name the horse I would name it Stimulus Package, or perhaps Jaded Heart.

Cris McHenka 12 Apr 2009 11:53 AM

excellent name now but if the Shah wants to rename how about

Arab Oil or King Sha Sha

2 time valley player of the year 12 Apr 2009 12:12 PM

I liked is name.  Changing a horse's name could bring bad luck!

Charlie 12 Apr 2009 12:44 PM

His name shouldn't be changed.  I didn't know once registered they could renamed.  It is a good name meaning something to any knowledge horse person.  However, some names suggested are really funny.

sunfire65 12 Apr 2009 1:16 PM

toomuchtoolittletoolate

mfigui 12 Apr 2009 1:34 PM

I don't understand why they do not like the name. I think it is a very nice name. It sounds like a champions name to me. I wish they would just keep it....It has meaning.

Brenda 12 Apr 2009 2:03 PM

I see no need at all to rename Vallenzeri. I think it is a pretty catchey name to begin with. What's wrong with those people?

DONNA 12 Apr 2009 2:20 PM

How about Seewhatmoneybuys.

DONNA 12 Apr 2009 2:21 PM

Shahzeri

Weekendhunter

Azerisurprise

My Azei

Eclipse II

kingmambo 12 Apr 2009 5:41 PM

a few names; Mike's Economics, Allens Lost Trust, Global Recession, Iusedtobeworthmore, Champions Together, Indycision, Azerigoes, Trust Fund Greed, onepointnine, sevenpointseven, DidjaLoseMoneyMikey

Pick6Player 12 Apr 2009 7:43 PM

Jackpot Hunter

Ranagulzion 12 Apr 2009 7:57 PM

Re Boot

GYP-C 12 Apr 2009 8:59 PM

I would have much proffered if your blog was about whether this colt was worth $1.9M base on existing historic data. He was produced from two former Horse Of Year under the policy of breeding the best to the best. Now this policy has been at best a miserable failure. None of the million dollar earners that have been bred to A.P. Indy have produced an outstanding horse. In addition to this, only one son of Mr. Prospector has sire a broodmare that has produced the winner of a Triple Crown race i.e., Carson City dam sire of Barbaro. No broodmare that has earned $1M have ever produced an exceptional horse much less the winner of a Triple Crown race. These high profile broodmares are always bred to Storm Cat or A.P. Indy strictly for commercial appeal and not because is a properly researched match. I have done some research and cannot find a champion that was produced from two HOY. The 2006, 2007 & 2008 HOY i.e., Invasor & Curlin were produced from unraced mares. My research uncovered an offspring produced from the mating of two Triple Crown Winners i.e., Secretariat and Chris Evert. The resulting horse was Six Crown dam of Multiple GI winners Chief's Crown and Classic Crown. Her race and earnings record is as follows (15 Starts: 5 - 3 - 5, $136,274)

Guys the prospect of Vallenzeri being a champion is as remote as Dunkirk winning the 2009 Kentucky Derby. They are both products of high profile matings. I would not spend that kind of money of this horse. In fact, I would look at him in the sales ring.

Coldfacts 13 Apr 2009 7:46 AM

I think Vallenzeri is a great name..a tribute to Allen P and his great dam, both earned that tribute.

da3hoss 13 Apr 2009 8:27 AM

How about "Whogivesarats*ss"

flounder 13 Apr 2009 8:35 AM

DON'T CHANGE THE NAME!!  

ID 13 Apr 2009 10:13 AM

Vallenzeri's a great name. I hope they don't change it. One of the few horses I can recall being successful after a name change was London Company back in the 1970s. He originally had a rather dumb name (anyone recall it?), and since he was a son of Tom Rolfe the new owners re-named him London Company. He did quite well on the grass in Florida.

dave 13 Apr 2009 1:45 PM

Leave the name as is. It is a classy name, paying tribute to both his dam and Allen Paulson. I believe a good horse should have a good name. I always felt sorry for The Green Monkey, being cursed with that dreadful name, even if it a golf course in Lord knows where.

Just because Baffert and the new owner have egos and want to put their own stamp on this nice colt. His name reflects his heritage--it is registered and should be respected.

Janesville Liz 13 Apr 2009 1:48 PM

I like his name but if they do change it how about In the Hunt. Play on daddy's and broodmare daddy's names.

Julie L. 13 Apr 2009 10:15 PM

AP Discount

bobbyhoofs 13 Apr 2009 11:41 PM

He'll end up in Dubai and we won't get to see him run so who cares what name he has, he's not going to be stateside.

The Phantom 14 Apr 2009 2:11 PM

There are countless pitiful race horse names out there. Why change a good one? Vallenzeri is an actual NAME, not a phrase or an exclamation, or something offensive. And he's already become famous, so let him keep his name. It seems egotistical to change a GOOD name.

wowhorse 14 Apr 2009 2:49 PM

Sounds like this horse is

"Indyscribapaul".

woody 14 Apr 2009 6:22 PM

He's a beautiful horse with a beautiful name which does not need changing. I think we can have a little fun with horse names without being disrespectful to the horse which is what I care about. So, I would call him (if he didn't already have a name) SoyMasGuapoQueTu. Translation: I'm better looking than you.

Ida Lee 14 Apr 2009 7:23 PM

I think his name should stay Vallenzeri. It has a lot of meaning in a short name.

susan eckard 14 Apr 2009 7:24 PM

IT WOULD BE BAD LUCK TO CHANGE HIS NAME.  HE ALREADY HAS A CLASS ACT NAME.  NOW IF HE'D HAVE BEEN GIVEN A NAME LIKE CUP O' JOE AS WAS ONE COLT WITH GREAT LINES I'D SAY RISK THE NAME CHANGE.

SCOTCHIRISHPOL 14 Apr 2009 8:00 PM

Monkeyzeri. (as Green Monkey cost 16 Million).

NY-Horsefan 14 Apr 2009 9:13 PM

luv pick six's names. how bout

Paulsons Poor Plan

train r 14 Apr 2009 9:20 PM

1.  A.P.Freely

2.  Tom N Zeri

3.  BushBammaZeri

4.  IndymacaBaffert

5.  My401Kazeri

6.  Riskadeficit

7.  Bob N Allen

8.  Formerlygreen

9.  Yummy Dream

Aluminaut 15 Apr 2009 1:15 AM

I'M A BIG FAN OF BOB BAFFERT AND I KNOW HE IS GOING TO HAVE A KENTUCKY DERBY WITH THIS HORSE.

SUGGESTED NEW NAME FOR VALLENZERI:

1. LET ME TRY AGAIN

2. BIG BARGAIN

3. BRING BACK

4. SEVEN MILLION DOLLAR HORSE

5. SELL ME AGAIN

WOLVERINE 15 Apr 2009 9:51 AM

How 'bout....

"Greed Kills".

CRob87 15 Apr 2009 9:19 PM

names, ZerisRevenge,AzeriSlew,AzeriSurprise,AzeriSecret,ZanettaZeri,ZeriZafire,AzeriSpririt,SagebrushZERI, KemenaZeri= meaning Strong

sandy 23 Apr 2009 8:59 AM

I think KALEEMZERI would be a very good name.  Whether I paid two million or two thousand for a colt, I'd like him to carry my name rather than his former owner's.

MC 11 May 2009 1:21 AM

Like his name as is - didn't think, once named, Thoroughbreds could have a name change.

That said...how about INDY500, INDY RACEWAY, RACECAR, IndGame - please leave his name as is. 'Nuf said.

MeAgain 22 May 2009 11:15 AM

1. Aerostar

2. Feel Good

3. Son Of Freedom

lengua92 26 Jul 2009 8:08 AM

secondtimesthecharm

katethegreat 24 Aug 2009 12:15 PM

Why not the obvious:

Greedy Michael

LS 03 Nov 2009 4:13 PM

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